Population | 8.461 billion |
Capital | Leftist Utopia |
Leader | Karl Vlad Alin |
Faith | Communism |
Currency | Bitcoin |
Animal | minion |
The United Socialist States of Dootinbow is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Karl Vlad Alin with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 8.461 billion Dootinbowers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leftist Utopia. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Dootinbowian economy, worth a remarkable 1,424 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 168,408 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children's TV shows are having a gay old time, there's a hole in the heart of every Dootinbowian city, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Karl Vlad Alin's throne, and a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dootinbow's national animal is the minion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism.
Dootinbow is ranked 9,123rd in the world and 130th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 102.76 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dootinbow was endorsed by The New Red Empire of Creberg.
- : Dootinbow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Following new legislation in Dootinbow, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants.
- : Following new legislation in Dootinbow, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Karl Vlad Alin's throne.
- : Following new legislation in Dootinbow, there's a hole in the heart of every Dootinbowian city.
- : Following new legislation in Dootinbow, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
- : Dootinbow voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds".
- : Dootinbow voted against the World Assembly Resolution "End Statelessness".
- : Dootinbow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Dootinbow was endorsed by The Free Union of Zeklandia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 15 » Free Land of Rebellium, Macrasetia, Greater Sus, Grimmywelsh, United States of Island land, Ilfarasia, Greater Granskiye, Krystalveil, Republic of Libriano, Zebastani, Wischland, Gosheon, Faradova, Zeklandia, and Creberg.