The Costal Utopia of United States of Island land is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Bobby Robby with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.202 billion Islands are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Island City. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,101 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 152,891 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, military spending is on the increase, foreign leaders are advising that Bobby Robby's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, and the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in United States of Island land. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Island land's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Gaming.

United States of Island land is ranked 7,997^th in the world and 112^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 105.71 law-abiding acts per hour.