The Empire of EmpireBR is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Dom Uallis II with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.217 billion Empirians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Green Town. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient EmpireBRian economy, worth a remarkable 1,426 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 173,587 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in EmpireBR to be bombproof, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, and exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. EmpireBR's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

EmpireBR is ranked 18,675^th in the world and 245^th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 105.63 kickbacks per hour.