The Federal Democratic Republic of Lecal is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Presidente Khan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.641 billion Lecalians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alakazar. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.4%.

The all-consuming Lecalian economy, worth 114 trillion Armens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,670 Armens, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents, a speech a day keeps climate change away, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lecal's national animal is the Kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hexagonism.

Lecal is ranked 267,716^th in the world and 393^rd in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -8.94 on the Clooney Contribution Index.