The Constitutional Monarchy of Lukol is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its aversion to nipples, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, democratic population of 934 million Lukolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The powerhouse Lukolian economy, worth 72.2 trillion Lukolic Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Gambling. Average income is 77,308 Lukolic Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Parole board directors light up a joint before telling hash-brownie baking grannies that they have to stay behind bars, soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, and traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways. Crime is relatively low. Lukol's national animal is the Sloth, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lukol is ranked 271,654^th in the world and 406^th in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -10 on the Clooney Contribution Index.