The Kingdom of Niximia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Alex III with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.135 billion Niximians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zelek. The average income tax rate is 37.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Niximian economy, worth 97.8 trillion Nixes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,150 Nixes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Christianity has been named as Niximia's national religion, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, and telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Niximia's national animal is the Niximian dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Niximia is ranked 60,855^th in the world and 437^th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,614.81 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.