The Chaotic Unruliness of Sillitopia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Funkle Laughington with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.442 billion Sillitopians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gooftown. The average income tax rate is 65.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Sillitopian economy, worth 318 trillion Silly Snickles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,240 Silly Snickles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems, asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn, and teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season. Crime is totally unknown. Sillitopia's national animal is the Sea Urchin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Do What You Want.

Sillitopia is ranked 143,575^th in the world and 642^nd in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.7 law-abiding acts per hour.