The Grand Duchy of Sachilie is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sachiles Esperarius II with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 9.838 billion Sachilieans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dermons. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sachiliean economy, worth a remarkable 1,247 trillion Realmarkies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 126,774 Realmarkies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School cafeterias serve nothing but protein powder and vitamin supplements, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, visitors to Self-Sufficiency National Park who ask for trail maps are handed a pen and a blank sheet of paper, and only adults may purchase violent video games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sachilie's national animal is the Nimyto, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sachilism.

Sachilie is ranked 12,088^th in the world and 307^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 97.67 law-abiding acts per hour.