The Consortium of Scalpulavakiia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jub Besh with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.832 billion Scalpulavakiians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dukry. The average income tax rate is 43.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Scalpulavakiian economy, worth a remarkable 1,107 trillion Consumebucks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,222 Consumebucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Billions of Consumebucks are being blown on orbital weapons development, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, and many are questioning Jub Besh wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech. Crime is well under control. Scalpulavakiia's national animal is the Bull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Consumerism.

Scalpulavakiia is ranked 225,834^th in the world and 124^th in Lands End for Highest Food Quality, scoring 9.72 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.