The Free Federation of Schabinur is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mark Brechnusky with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.692 billion Schabinurians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pokmahokin. The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Schabinurich economy, worth 667 trillion Schas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,227 Schas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every week is blindness awareness week, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Schabinur will pay them to stop, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, and the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schabinur's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Schabinur is ranked 26,172^nd in the world and 30^th in Lands End for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,158.69 on the Gilded Widget Scale.