Population | 10.059 billion |
Capital | Oраоgrad |
Leader | Ratko Soika |
Faith | Traditional Antenian Orthodoxy |
Currency | Thaltopian Dinar |
Animal | Eagle |
The Holy People's Republic of Thaltopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ratko Soika with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, fear of technology, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.059 billion Thaltians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oраоgrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Thaltopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,214 trillion Thaltopian Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 220,198 Thaltopian Dinars, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.
Fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes, retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear, rural citizens live in terror of their local village constable, and the church encourages double-dipping. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Thaltopia's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Traditional Antenian Orthodoxy.
Thaltopia is ranked 34,643rd in the world and 40th in Lands End for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,176.8 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Thaltopia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Outer Sparta".
- : Thaltopia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Work Visas Act".
- : Following new legislation in Thaltopia, the church encourages double-dipping.
- : Following new legislation in Thaltopia, rural citizens live in terror of their local village constable.
- : Thaltopia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Juvenile Life Sentences without Parole".
- : Following new legislation in Thaltopia, retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear.
- : Following new legislation in Thaltopia, fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes.
- : Thaltopia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Juvenile Life Sentences without Parole".
- : Thaltopia's influence in Lands End rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Following new legislation in Thaltopia, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 37 » Deims Kir, Biggonian Megaist Empire, Nadal Mobianordia, Nordhpadhan, South-Central Rhodesia, Bonnie Blue Republic, Hollip, Neo URSS, Lippeland, New Tussia, Ruwan Islands, Ansoku, Schabinur, Pantsville, The Tribia, Ofrus, Singhapala Bisaya, Papalania, Terra Argo, Cassinia, Antarctican Immagrants, Pianuland, Dolplandia, North-Bardonia, Buchbach, Murskat, Claysville, Peacockastan, Akita-saki, Sovende, Hansa Federation, Jaredistan, Troposia, Micalandia, Thauto States, Skoy, and Glossapolis.