The Dictatorship of Vloris is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Marshal Magnus Hyvbane with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.496 billion Vlorisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wylfsburg. The average income tax rate is 25.5%.

The powerhouse Vlorisian economy, worth 106 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is 71,343 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens sport solarium-kissed tans that are perfectly even except for the occasional melanoma, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job, the studies of art and philosophy are banned, and when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Vloris's national animal is the Kraken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Vloris is ranked 223,702^nd in the world and 329^th in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -5.48 on the Clooney Contribution Index.