Population | 4.884 billion |
Capital | Fantoosh |
Leader | His Most Buffiness the Imperious Leader |
Faith | Buffyism |
Currency | Bufflet |
Animal | Hydra |
The Holy Buffian Empire of Buffavariastan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by His Most Buffiness the Imperious Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.884 billion Buffets are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fantoosh. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Buffian economy, worth 669 trillion Bufflets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 137,034 Bufflets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, vaccinations are mandatory, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Buffavariastan's national animal is the Hydra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Buffyism.
Buffavariastan is ranked 281,809th in the world and 10,465th in Balder for Nicest Citizens, with 0.34 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Buffavariastan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Buffavariastan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
- : Buffavariastan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "On International Foolish Behavior".
- : Buffavariastan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Police Accountability Act".
- : Buffavariastan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend One Small Island"".
- : Buffavariastan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Client Money Segregation For Brokers".
- : Buffavariastan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds".
- : Buffavariastan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "End Statelessness".
- : Buffavariastan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds".
- : Buffavariastan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 12 » GODMODIA, Fooooooooo, Litchenstienen, Roctubiazan, Noders, Durakem, Dragonian Kazaman, A Leaf on the Wind, Secolin, The Amazonian Empire, Dornar, and Ununited republic of america.