The Constitutional Monarchy of The Amazonian Empire is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Licentitivee with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.471 billion Amazonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad del Sol. The average income tax rate is 68.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Amazonian economy, worth 141 trillion Empireans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,970 Empireans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, the nation's new flagship trading company deals exclusively in things no one wants, and the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Amazonian Empire's national animal is the Amazonian troupial, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Amazuaism.

The Amazonian Empire is ranked 10,268^th in the world and 582^nd in Balder for Nicest Citizens, with 32.73 average smiles per day.