The Allied States of Casal de Cambra is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 646 million Casal de Cambrans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Milan. The average income tax rate is 42.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Casal de Cambran economy, worth 61.5 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,228 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, election debates consists mostly of two grey suits arguing over how to best preserve the status quo, and the Casal de Cambra Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Casal de Cambra's national animal is the Arya, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Casal de Cambra is ranked 267,101^st in the world and 586^th in 10000 Islands for Most Primitive, scoring -222.56 on the Scary Big Number Scale.