The Kingdom of Democratic Nacheadasaan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Noobs J turtless with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, aversion to nipples, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.865 billion Democratic Of Turtleses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noob City. The average income tax rate is 4.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic Nacheadasaanian economy, worth 648 trillion Scaleses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 226,338 Scaleses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, televisions are often seized to pay for overdue television license fees, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Democratic Nacheadasaan's national animal is the Turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Athyism.

Democratic Nacheadasaan is ranked 290,716^th in the world and 819^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 34.17 law-abiding acts per hour.