The Blessed Masterdom of Champlost is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Infallible and Everlasting Master with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.717 billion Champlostians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Master's City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Champlostian economy, worth a remarkable 4,370 trillion Master's Ducats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 343,675 Master's Ducats, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,204,401 per year while the poor average 3,277, a ratio of 977 to 1.

The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing', neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise, and it's said that a Champlostian always pays his debts with significant compounding. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Champlost's national animal is the Hedgehog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Righteous Orthodox Masterism.

Champlost is ranked 5,357^th in the world and 262^nd in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 114.87 law-abiding acts per hour.