The Federation of Samgreat is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sam with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 7.129 billion Samyeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Samcity. The average income tax rate is 57.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Samyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,235 trillion Turs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 313,602 Turs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, Samyian doors require a Ph.D. to open, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, and unemployed taxi drivers ironically use self-driving cabs to reach employment offices. Crime is totally unknown. Samgreat's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Samgreat is ranked 62,940^th in the world and 3,719^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.32 law-abiding acts per hour.