The Galactic lunararian empire of Cyvin is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by king luren with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.356 billion Cyvinians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of kalinistan. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Cyvinian economy, worth 261 trillion corvis a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,929 corvis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls, polygamy is legal, father-son fishing trips have been banned, and the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyvin's national animal is the moon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is lunarism.

Cyvin is ranked 232,848^th in the world and 5,743^rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -112.25 on the Scary Big Number Scale.