The People's Republic of Embu Nepolatcha is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 3.305 billion Embu Nepolatchans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Wintergo. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Embu Nepolatchan economy, worth 627 trillion Eurodollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 189,957 Eurodollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, Leader's reputation is hard as nails, being Leader has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, and citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Embu Nepolatcha's national animal is the Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Embu Nepolatcha is ranked 288,137^th in the world and 7,031^st in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -543.12 on the Scary Big Number Scale.