The Kingdom of Eseptia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Agniya I with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 2.243 billion Eseptians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ansk. The average income tax rate is 80.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eseptian economy, worth 231 trillion Monas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,162 Monas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's never enough space in space, diminutive Eseptian generals are feared for their aggressiveness, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eseptia's national animal is the Red Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eseptia is ranked 107,106^th in the world and 2,539^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,545.63 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.