Population | 1.515 billion |
Capital | New Hawkins |
Leader | Mrballsdangle |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | leopard |
The Federation of Hawkinss is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Mrballsdangle with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.515 billion Hawkinssians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hawkins. The average income tax rate is 77.3%.
The all-consuming Hawkinssian economy, worth 205 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,423 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hawkinss's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Hawkinss is ranked 23,838th in the world and 271st in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,316.79 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hawkinss was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Zodorlan.
- : Hawkinss was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Patriotic, and Most Influential and the Top 10% for Most Developed and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Hawkinss's influence in 10000 Islands rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Following new legislation in Hawkinss, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
- : Following new legislation in Hawkinss, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home.
- : Hawkinss voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration Against Slavery and its Violence".
- : Hawkinss voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Bycatch".
- : Following new legislation in Hawkinss, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
- : Following new legislation in Hawkinss, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.
- : Following new legislation in Hawkinss, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of leopards and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 14 » Grimmywelsh, Reborn America, Free Land of Rebellium, Macrasetia, Dustwind, Manneo Varo, Krystalveil, Fractethyst, Astrobolt, Greater Sus, Greater Granskiye, Democratic Nacheadasaan, Creberg, and Zodorlan.