The Free Land of Koie is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by 无政府 with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.862 billion KOIEs enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 幻想公社. The average income tax rate is 54.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Koiean economy, worth 206 trillion 公有制s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,094 公有制s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, the question of 'what is 无政府's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape, and turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'. Crime is totally unknown. Koie's national animal is the 青蛙, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 无政府主义.

Koie is ranked 281,657^th in the world and 1,046^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -12.7 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.