The Empire of Namonia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ryan the Great with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 23.827 billion Namonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Namonia. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Namonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,703 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 155,421 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, rumor has it that Ryan the Great has won three lotteries in a row, and a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Namonia's national animal is the English Bulldog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Namonia is ranked 2,366^th in the world and 59^th in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 144.58 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.