The Federal Republic of Northern Laliquestandlaving is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Federal Assembly with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 818 million Northern Laliquestandlavingians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Northern Citadel. The average income tax rate is 5.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Laliquestandlavingian economy, worth 130 trillion Korunas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 159,684 Korunas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

An online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, it is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on Northern Laliquestandlavingian resumés, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, and the wreckages of bombed planes that litter Northern Laliquestandlaving are highly popular tourist destinations. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Northern Laliquestandlaving's national animal is the Crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Northern Laliquestandlaving is ranked 278,650^th in the world and 6,831^st in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -319.26 on the Scary Big Number Scale.