The Sacred Ocean Dominance of Nova Oceanic Dominance is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Wagner with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.548 billion Ocean Lords are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neukölln. The average income tax rate is 63.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Nova Oceanic Dominancean economy, worth 579 trillion Okeamarkas a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 227,472 Okeamarkas, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, Calvinball training often involves digging escape tunnels, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, and barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Neukölln Natural History Museum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nova Oceanic Dominance's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Kaiser.

Nova Oceanic Dominance is ranked 284,436^th in the world and 6,956^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -412.86 on the Scary Big Number Scale.