The Revolutionary State of Socialist Republics of Memia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Head Commissar Chachi Shemone with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.541 billion Memians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colenski. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Memian economy, worth 258 trillion Euromoneys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 101,842 Euromoneys, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, and the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Republics of Memia's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Socialist Republics of Memia is ranked 288,104^th in the world and 1,290^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -19.22 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.