The Socialist Union of Sovietland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by General Secretary Sovetskiy Soyuz with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 2.002 billion Sovietlandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stolitsa. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Sovietlandian economy, worth 328 trillion Sovietland rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 163,842 Sovietland rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, and elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes. Crime is totally unknown. Sovietland's national animal is the brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodotic.

Sovietland is ranked 9,812^th in the world and 257^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,606.92 pounds of wildlife per square mile.