The Free Land of Newdenizland is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.206 billion Newdenizlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freetown Denizland. The average income tax rate is 83.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Newdenizlandian economy, worth 75.5 trillion øærnøs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 62,600 øærnøs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst, Leader's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, and the government is interviewing for thousands of 'Religious Censor' positions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newdenizland's national animal is the Newdenizlandian Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Newdenizland is ranked 13,577^th in the world and 460^th in The Communist Bloc for Nicest Citizens, with 27.89 average smiles per day.