The United Socialist States of United Socialist States of England is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic population of 627 million United Socialist States of Englandians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Administration, although Healthcare, Education, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 37.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped United Socialist States of Englandian economy, worth 20.4 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Uranium Mining. Average income is 32,572 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The United Socialist States Of England City Times is sold out, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, and citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Socialist States of England's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Socialist States of England is ranked 282,404^th in the world and 1,148^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -11.92 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.