The Dominion of Vistrudandia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jimothy Pickerel II with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 9.284 billion Vistrudandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vinguanda. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vistrudandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,072 trillion Dandars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 223,227 Dandars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime is totally unknown. Vistrudandia's national animal is the iguana, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic.

Vistrudandia is ranked 6,613^th in the world and 157^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,449.64 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.