The Federation of VTML is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ieinu with an iron fist, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical population of 10.569 billion VTMLians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Japari. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient VTMLian economy, worth a remarkable 1,608 trillion Sytquots a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 152,197 Sytquots, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, future leaders of VTML regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. VTML's national animal is the Canis Lupus Familaris, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

VTML is ranked 8,561^st in the world and 182^nd in the Rejected Realms for Nicest Citizens, with 36.05 average smiles per day.