The Kingdom of Arinteriswith is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lita Pimjaroenrat with an even hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 11.885 billion Arinteriswithians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freedom. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arinteriswithian economy, worth a remarkable 2,360 trillion Baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 198,648 Baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, school football matches are usually five-a-side, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, and going on a diet invalidates your passport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arinteriswith's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhism.

Arinteriswith is ranked 204,605^th in the world and 4,859^th in the Rejected Realms for Nicest Citizens, with 9.76 average smiles per day.