The Forest Realm of Wolfhawk is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by GLJordan with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 43.941 billion Wolfhawkians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Curiosity City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wolfhawkian economy, worth an astonishing 11,103 trillion lanterns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 252,688 lanterns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, and minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolfhawk's national animal is the ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Silver Empress.

Wolfhawk is ranked 426^th in the world and 17^th in Balder for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 49,372.75 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.