The Republik Federal Kesatuan of Woofworf is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Anak IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 14.623 billion Woofworfis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anjing. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Woofworfian economy, worth a remarkable 3,593 trillion peraks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 245,719 peraks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, prison visits increase substantially during election years, and the temple hierarchy have found that endorsements are even more lucrative than indulgences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woofworf's national animal is the Kintamani, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nusantaran Islam.

Woofworf is ranked 2,026^th in the world and 66^th in Balder for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 29,903.37 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.