The Holy Empire of Zapadoslavica is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working population of 318 million Zapadoslavicans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.0%.

The very strong Zapadoslavican economy, worth 26.7 trillion V-Bucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,899 V-Bucks, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Zapadoslavica has designated Zapadoslavica City as its capital city, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble, and the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zapadoslavica's national animal is the HK416A5, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zapadoslavica is ranked 102,573^rd in the world and 553^rd in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,952.64 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.