The Armed Republic of Jzonim is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its suspicion of poets and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 273 million Jzonimians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.7%.

The very strong Jzonimian economy, worth 21.3 trillion Vuos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 77,861 Vuos, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, AI chatbots generate grayscale images when asked for a picture of the truth, and the weather in Jzonim City is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jzonim's national animal is the Red bear.

Jzonim is ranked 4,132^nd in the world and 26^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 7,168.29 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.