The Democratic Commonwealth of Alcrosnia is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 596 million Alcrosnis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athens. The average income tax rate is 33.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alcrosni economy, worth 77.9 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 130,780 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

A government program is underway to revitalize Alcrosnia's beaches, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, and the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations. Crime is totally unknown. Alcrosnia's national animal is the Crowned Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Alcrosnia is ranked 85,745^th in the world and 461^st in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,976.8 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.