The Kingdom of Conastaiitwith is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister John with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1.906 billion Conastaiitwithians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sclessin. The average income tax rate is 47.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Conastaiitwithian economy, worth 238 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,291 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, and sections of the police receive paramilitary training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conastaiitwith's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Conastaiitwith is ranked 31,040^th in the world and 596^th in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 901.29 on the Clooney Contribution Index.