The Republic of Azosd is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Quano Zalan with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.114 billion Azosdians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Izova. The average income tax rate is 21.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Azosdian economy, worth 534 trillion Kazoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 171,573 Kazoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Quano Zalan's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Izova Times is sold out, and a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Azosd's national animal is the Zokor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Azosd is ranked 67,250^th in the world and 1,374^th in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 457.02 on the Clooney Contribution Index.