The Kingdom of Lietuvonia is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Mindaugas with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 806 million Lietuvonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vilnius. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Lietuvonian economy, worth 83.4 trillion Litas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,494 Litas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho), almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers, and pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lietuvonia's national animal is the Vilkas, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lietuvonia is ranked 214,448^th in the world and 2,258^th in The East Pacific for Largest Populations, with 806 million capita.