The Queendom of Luz de Luna is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lunar Queen Starburst with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.577 billion Luz de Lunans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicxulub Crater. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Luz de Lunan economy, worth 202 trillion Stardusts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 128,579 Stardusts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, the best fashion comes straight to the high street from sweatshops all across the globe, and many in Luz de Luna are born in the purple. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luz de Luna's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Luz de Luna is ranked 18,390^th in the world and 367^th in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,242.31 on the Clooney Contribution Index.