The Community of Pan-European Liberation Front is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by EUROPE with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate population of 2.307 billion Europeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Herzheiligenberge. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Europa economy, worth 250 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,670 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas", the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, and elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Euro mansions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pan-European Liberation Front's national animal is the German Shepherd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is NONE.

Pan-European Liberation Front is ranked 5,168^th in the world and 122^nd in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,687.03 on the Clooney Contribution Index.