The Federal Republic of Randomskaya is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Akira Tanaka with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.656 billion Radomists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Randomstadt. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Randomist economy, worth 542 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,480 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

This year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, and the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Randomskaya's national animal is the Bocchi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Randomskaya is ranked 71,913^th in the world and 1,473^rd in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 422.51 on the Clooney Contribution Index.