The United Corporate States of Liberatarianism is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, digital currency, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 671 million Liberatarians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Liberatarianismian economy, worth 106 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 159,093 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,340,475 per year while the poor average 3,535, a ratio of 379 to 1.

Promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, a bureaucratic fight over LIA cafeteria food expenditures has caused the temporary suspension of all agency counterintelligence operations, and distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Liberatarianism's national animal is the Frog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Liberatarianism is ranked 279,646^th in the world and 4,877^th in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -12.65 on the Clooney Contribution Index.