The Armed Republic of The Greater Argentinian State is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 157 million Greater Argentinian Stateans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.3%.

The thriving Greater Argentinian Statean economy, worth 10.7 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 68,312 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Proprietary charger leads are now a pain for electric cars as well as cellphones, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border, and a degree in Leader Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Greater Argentinian State's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Greater Argentinian State is ranked 188,002^nd in the world and 3,430^th in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.