The Empire of 2bgpt is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 209 million 2bgptians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.7%.

The strong 2bgptian economy, worth 13.0 trillion GPT Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 62,069 GPT Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, and the constant playing of Merry Birthday on 2bgptian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity. Crime is almost non-existent. 2bgpt's national animal is the ChatGPT.

2bgpt is ranked 47,415^th in the world and 28^th in Thaecia for Most Primitive, scoring 56.83 on the Scary Big Number Scale.