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Most Secular: 1,102ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,585thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,839th
The Nomadic Peoples of
Left-wing Utopia
The First, The Last, The Eternal
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Kochevnia

Population6.146 billion

CapitalTovetsk

CurrencyKara
AnimalReindeer

The Nomadic Peoples of Kochevnia is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.146 billion Kochevnians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tovetsk. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kochevnian economy, worth 755 trillion Karas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 122,871 Karas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, weekends are spent tilting at windmills, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, and intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works. Crime is totally unknown. Kochevnia's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kochevnia is ranked 11,057th in the world and 32nd in Thaecia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 12,300.71 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Secular: 1,102ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,585thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,839thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,899thMost Influential: 2,040thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,916thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,122ndMost Pacifist: 3,363rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,595thBest Weather: 3,805thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,068thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,090thMost Inclusive: 4,358thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,383rdNicest Citizens: 4,522ndHighest Food Quality: 5,764thSafest: 5,964thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,310thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,561stMost Developed: 6,883rdMost Rebellious Youth: 9,436thHealthiest Citizens: 9,548thSmartest Citizens: 9,700thLargest Governments: 10,358thMost Cultured: 10,934thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,007thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,688thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,028thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 14,716thMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,407thMost Income Equality: 26,461stMost Subsidized Industry: 27,379thMost Scientifically Advanced: 28,703rd
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 14th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionNudest: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 18th in the regionRudest Citizens: 20th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 21st in the regionMost Developed: 21st in the regionSafest: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kochevnia, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works.
  • : Following new legislation in Kochevnia, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • : Kochevnia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Kochevnia, weekends are spent tilting at windmills.
  • : Following new legislation in Kochevnia, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • : Following new legislation in Kochevnia, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • : Following new legislation in Kochevnia, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild.
  • : Kochevnia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and the Top 5% for Highest Food Quality, Most Developed, Most World Assembly Endorsements, and Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Kochevnia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kochevnia, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.

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