The Republic of Buckeyemania is a very large, cultured nation, renowned for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 196 million Buckeyemanians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 42.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Buckeyemanian economy, worth 13.8 trillion Buckeye nuts a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,364 Buckeye nuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, and vehicular homicide by Buckeyemanian ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Buckeyemania's national animal is the Brutus Buckeye, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Buckeyemania is ranked 122,590^th in the world and 2,096^th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,027.62 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.