The Federation of Romanoddle Republic is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Alan Dugald with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.682 billion Romanoddlians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Romanopolis. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Romanoddlian economy, worth 900 trillion Romadollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,442 Romadollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to President Alan Dugald's wardrobe, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications, and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Romanoddle Republic's national animal is the Romanoddlian Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Romanoddle Republic is ranked 5,879^th in the world and 148^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 112.54 law-abiding acts per hour.